give me five!

how british people speaks differ from americans. bruneian are influenced by americans way of speaking though I am very, very deeply interested in the british's way! it's way cooler.
"come off it!" Ron said.
British...

i haven't touched the internet for a while now - due to my strategically planned schedule which i hope will actually work. I'm touching it now - poking the laptop screen. arctic is sleeping beside me (the baby of my life!). im so add-dddiiiiicted to j-5's song! give me one more chance!. it's true love...i love that song! may it last forever! sad - isn't it - that the lead singer had kapushed!.
mourn over dead people too long, and soon enough you'll be pulled right beside him. It's starting to rain. The sky is darkening...

"Is it love again?" said Voldemort, his snake's face jeering, "Dumbledore's favourite solution, love, which he claimed conquered death, though love did not stop him falling from the Tower and breaking like an old waxwork? Love, which did not prevent me stamping out your Mudblood mother like a cockroach, Potter - and nobody seems to love you enough to run forwards this time, and take my curse. So what will stop you dying now when i strike?"
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Tom riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.