wrong instruction!

so, my post isn't going to be written chronologically, okay. so get ready to be confused, or not.

tadi, teacher Qis suruh buat composition on what we did last holiday as a start for our composition term (meaning: we're probably gonna practice writing this term).
mariam: apa ah... "I don't have anything because I was in a coma again - I don't know why, but I kept fainting.."
haha. masa our first composition this year, mariam also said "she was in a coma" so she didn't have anything to say. hahah! we just had no ideas to write and she was so stressed about it. padahal, she went out the most *glares*

Cynthia's trademark is this :D she always write that see. kali tadi she wrote that and mariam told me to like add a "TANDUK" so, instinct ku is that "tanduk"s look like this ^_^ like that, but replace the underscore ( _ ) with the letter D. but what mariam meant was actually for the emoticon to look EVIIIL, "tanduk" like this >:D
mariam: buat tanduk! tanduk!
kron: OK
mariam: eh.. *smiles to herself
kron: salah ni eh. mun tanduk, it won't look happy right? Mar, salah kah ni mar? MAR?! salahkan?!
mariam: inda papa...*chuckles* aku bagi salah instruction jua..
kron: AHAHAH! BAIK USUL TANDUK NYA!

haha. eggs. (in malaaay)

so kami main lipat lipat kertas masa cca tadi pasal we were joblesssssss - which i hate!!! - and probably the funniest was this..
i guess it isnt really funny. but the way yaya put it, berabis cali tarus.

*some girl's name i forgot here* menjilat bulu mata ben di atas sofa
yaya: eeeeeee! di atas sofa lagitu!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! yatahwah! di sofa jualah!

you know harry potter? ada plant called mandrake root? well there's a real truth behind that plant actually.
during the old days, when men get hanged, they- ERM I DONT KNOW HOW- produce sperm (due to the stress i guess..) and that sperm goes into the ground.
well you know how sperm meets ova forms baby? ah well sperm + ground = mandrake root!
YES! ITS TRUE! amazingggg right.

mariam: yatah mun mandrake root kana tarik, ia teriak Daddyyyy~ ground tu baginya mama nya jua.
nadz: YAWAH?
mariam: nadalah. haha.. caya.

hahaha! well the mandrake root isn't a lie, the joke was "daddy~" the mandrake roots dont scream daddy, they practically just screech you to deaf. hahaha.
okay.

today chemistry made me happy (but pretty frustrated too) for like, maybe, one of a few rare times. why? WHY? BECAUSE I COULD ANSWER THE QUESTIONS GIVEN BY TEACHER YEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
i was so exciteddddddd and am stillllllll.
seriously, chemistry, I wanna have chemistry with youuuu.
oh Cikgu Jumimah is back too from her masters and cikgu kamal is leaving for his...

very vvell.
vuntil vere.